Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.