I cockslap morals
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.