You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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what day is it and did you see me today?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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