Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you didnt know i had herpes?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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