the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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