Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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