operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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