so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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