I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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