I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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