if you like me you must not know who I am
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
either way he was missing a nipple.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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