Dual....:-)
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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