Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
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Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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