I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
They left me at home... I'm a liability
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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