Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?