I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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