Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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