Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Come on in and take your pants off
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