they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Randomize
