This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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