If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Holy sore nipples Batman
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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