I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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