Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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