i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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