I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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