butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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