Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I think a kid would responsible me up
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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