Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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