bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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