FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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