I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
