O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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