He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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