yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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