this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We had sex on a dog bed..
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Randomize
