if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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