I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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