He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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