meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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