brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.