It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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