I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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