I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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