If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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