..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My penis needs a shock collar
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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