When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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