If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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