Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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