i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I have tasted many bathrooms
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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