I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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