i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate