They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
sex in a hospital.. check
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.