i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat